i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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