She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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