Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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