you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
