Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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