am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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