You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
50% drunk capacity currently
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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