The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Houston, we have a blender
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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