Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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