so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize
