Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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