We're like a lot better than the average bears
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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