he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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