I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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