Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
