I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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