actually, I'm a sock model
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
smell my finger.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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