i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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