I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
These tits shall not be calmed
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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