okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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