I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How does it feel to date your dad?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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