Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
