Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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