Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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