I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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