Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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