i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm bleeding and have questions
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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