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(305): View more from Florida

You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(248): View more from Michigan

apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference

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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(925): View more from California

can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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(609): View more from New Jersey

girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.

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(607): View more from New York

He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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(702): View more from Nevada

I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done

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