Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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