Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Boobs are out for the taking
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You were trust falling into bushes
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