you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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