you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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