Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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