What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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