Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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