He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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