yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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