Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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