I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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