what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I will be naked everywhere
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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