...so i touched it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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