I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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