i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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