can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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