Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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