we're blogging at a bar
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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