Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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