Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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