Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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