so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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