Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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