So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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