My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i out mim tonsoeep
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