not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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