im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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