Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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