Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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