their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We're too hungover to prance.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
